ballistic
LOL
I love that line
I wish I would have thought of it.....
An "apostate" walks into a bar......................
by ButtLight 61 Replies latest jw friends
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misspeaches
"and being such a special occasion I'd like to draw your attention to the contribution boxes at each of the entrances to the hall..."
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ballistic
The elder said, "very good, very good", and thanked the apostate for his ideas...
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toreador
.... and asked; do you have any more?
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Dr Jekyll
So the apostate said to the elder "Can I have it in writing that this is going to be the Last Memorial please" and the Elder laughed manically (Like they do when they are being EVIL and after JC's when they've made sisters cry)
"No you bloody can't, its just a ploy to get more bums on seats to boost the figures for memorial attendance. Sister Elderlyandabitdemented started it all off and we let the rumour run but as soon as the memorial is over we'll be hauling her boney arse into the library to DF her for running ahead of Jehoobahs Org and that way we'll save face at next years Memorial"
The Elder Laughed menacingly once again and fell off his bar stool
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John Doe
And John Doe said to the elder "Your talking privileges have been revoked!" at which point the elder began mumbling the words to
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ballistic
Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.
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Double Edge
Suddenly, a powerful .....
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JH
fart came out of the elders butt..........
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ballistic
that turned into a genie which said to the apostate...