An "apostate" walks into a bar......................

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  • xjwms



    I love that line

    I wish I would have thought of it.....

  • misspeaches

    "and being such a special occasion I'd like to draw your attention to the contribution boxes at each of the entrances to the hall..."

  • ballistic

    The elder said, "very good, very good", and thanked the apostate for his ideas...

  • toreador

    .... and asked; do you have any more?

  • Dr Jekyll
    Dr Jekyll

    So the apostate said to the elder "Can I have it in writing that this is going to be the Last Memorial please" and the Elder laughed manically (Like they do when they are being EVIL and after JC's when they've made sisters cry)

    "No you bloody can't, its just a ploy to get more bums on seats to boost the figures for memorial attendance. Sister Elderlyandabitdemented started it all off and we let the rumour run but as soon as the memorial is over we'll be hauling her boney arse into the library to DF her for running ahead of Jehoobahs Org and that way we'll save face at next years Memorial"

    The Elder Laughed menacingly once again and fell off his bar stool

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    And John Doe said to the elder "Your talking privileges have been revoked!" at which point the elder began mumbling the words to

  • ballistic

    Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    Suddenly, a powerful .....

  • JH

    fart came out of the elders butt..........

  • ballistic

    that turned into a genie which said to the apostate...

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