Quotes first president Church of Blank for his concise foundation dogma...Blondie and jgnat vice-presedents to fill in the blanks...writing and printing departments not needed...this leaves the rank and file to be Blankets...send money and be blanked...Blankhova will bless the work...
A new cult idea -- or is it?
by osmosis 22 Replies latest jw friends
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jstalin
I appoint myself Blank Overseer of the North American Blankist Principality.
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Quentin
You are so appointed...collect plenty money for Blankhova's blessing...standby, PO box number to follow...as MM said make that blank checks with signatures...
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GentlyFeral
Quentinrecommends:
blank checks with signatures
I dunno, as a faithful Blankist I'm afraid it might be a sin for me to sign a blank check. Because then it wouldn't be Blank, you see.
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osmosis
lol I accidentally hit the send button and used up my last post. now it's the next day and I can't remember what my idea was
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stevenyc
Just another ZEN spin-off. BORING
steve
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Quentin
I dunno, as a faithful Blankist I'm afraid it might be a sin for me to sign a blank check. Because then it wouldn't be Blank, you see
Ah a true beliver, well done good and faithful Blanker...no need to sin...cash only, Blankhova wishes no one to be burdened...
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jayhawk1
One thing is for sure, reading the Blankist Bible won't take up too much of my time.
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bigmouth
As a member of the governing body you must do as I tell you. I fire blanks.
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wombat
bttt...(I'm sick)