Keeping it on ice will increase success....

DanTheMan

Meth is bad, m'kay?
RubaDub

Maybe the guy can pull his life back together and join a support group for guys that have cut their dicks off.
Rub a Dub
zeroday

Ouchhhh. (crossing legs, holding crotch).
stillajwexelder

If thine eye offends thee -pluck it out. If thy Dick offends thee - cut it off
loosie

Well now that guy is just NUTS!!!!
damselfly

severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.
"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.

~ Franken-penis. But will it still work?
Dams
MsMcDucket

Now, that's what you'd call a "broke-dick" dog.