I just happened to have the t.v. on, on Arts and Entertainment tonight, (usa) and they had a biography on Jeff Foxworthy. He's a comedian, in case you didn't know.
I didn't have it on for two minutes, when all of a sudden he comes out with....
"If you want to sleep late on a Saturday morning, and don't want any Jehovah Witnesses to come to your door and wake you, Friday night, draw a chalk line of a body on your doorstep, and throw a few religious pamphlets around it".
I just had to share this with you guys.