A "Jeff Foxworthy" biography, caught a j.w. joke. HILLARIOUS !!!

by hubert 3 Replies latest social humour

  • hubert
    hubert

    I just happened to have the t.v. on, on Arts and Entertainment tonight, (usa) and they had a biography on Jeff Foxworthy. He's a comedian, in case you didn't know.

    I didn't have it on for two minutes, when all of a sudden he comes out with....

    "If you want to sleep late on a Saturday morning, and don't want any Jehovah Witnesses to come to your door and wake you, Friday night, draw a chalk line of a body on your doorstep, and throw a few religious pamphlets around it".

    I just had to share this with you guys.

    Hubert

  • IronClaw
    IronClaw

    I'll have to remember that one. LMAO

  • sf
    sf

    Here is one of my favs from him (incidently, his "Jeff Foxworthy Show" has been picked up by CMT t.v.recently):

    "If while shopping in the door aisle at your local Home Depot, you get that sudden urge to knock...you might be a jw."

    He has a series of these jokes that you can access through google.

    sKally

  • Purza
    Purza

    That's pretty damn funny Hubert. Thanks for sharing it.

    Purza

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