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Frog

"Welcome to the: aren't these seats shithouse convention of Jehobas Wittlesses"

Undecided

New Light for those born in 1914 District Convention

Jah is about to finish his seventh day rest convention.

Do more fieldservice or see more decrease in numbers.

A New Remedy for Being a Tired JW Convention

You Haven't Seen Anything Yet Convention

Recognize The Evil of the Internet Convention

Ken P.

beezknees

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - ORGANIZED TO ACCOMPLISH YOUR MISERY

JEHOVAHS WITNESSES PRESENT TRUTH CONVENTION -nb may be replaced by 'future' truth

onesong

If you thought the "University of Athens" drama was somethin' wait 'til this year...

Scully

Marching In Unity Like Penguins - With Keynote Address by unclebruce™

(sorry, didn't mean to insult the penguins)

Scully

Field Service™ demonstrations by foreign missionaries

These two are Discussing™ whether it was appropriate to put God's name, Jehovah™, in the New World Translation, instead of L ORD .

Finally-Free

These two are Discussing™ whether it was appropriate to put God's name, Jehovah™, in the New World Translation, instead of L ORD .

You sure? I thought maybe they had too many beers and were just leaning on each other to keep themselves from falling down.

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MissBehave

For the first time ever....the 2006 District Convention Half Time Show

With a live performance by The Faithful and Discreet Audioslave featuring former members of the bands Soundgarden of Eden and Rage Against the Watchtower Machine. They'll be performing their hit songs "The Last Remaining Old Light" and "Field Service Getaway Car".

Scully

You sure? I thought maybe they had too many beers and were just leaning on each other to keep themselves from falling down.

Now that you mention it, aren't all JW doctrines easier to keep from falling down after you've had a few too many beers?

whatistruth

"We have you all brainwashed and you are wasting your life on a false hope and you have to do whatever we tell you to do or else convention"

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