General Motors has announced they have recently installed little black recording boxes in their new vehicles to record what happens the last minutes before accidents occur. The Data recovered has revealed that in most cases the last thing heard is : " Oh Shit ! ", with the exception of those accidents in Arkansas were the last thing heard is : " Here , hold my beer I'm gonna try something "
General Motors Installs Little black box...
The first thing that a Governing Body member would say after an accident is "thats okay the friends will pay for this."
The last thing Fred Franz would have said was, "Take the wheel, my shoe phone is ringing."
The last thing Judge Rutherford would have said was, "Let's see if she can do forty. Don't worry, we've got another one in the garage if anything happens."
"Where the f*** did I put the other flask?"
What is the last thing that goes through the mind of a fly when it hits the windscreen of a car?