General Motors Installs Little black box...

by troubled mind 4 Replies latest social humour

  • troubled mind
    troubled mind

    General Motors has announced they have recently installed little black recording boxes in their new vehicles to record what happens the last minutes before accidents occur. The Data recovered has revealed that in most cases the last thing heard is : " Oh Shit ! ", with the exception of those accidents in Arkansas were the last thing heard is : " Here , hold my beer I'm gonna try something "

  • Boxed elder bugs
    Boxed elder bugs

    The first thing that a Governing Body member would say after an accident is "thats okay the friends will pay for this."

  • Leolaia

    The last thing Fred Franz would have said was, "Take the wheel, my shoe phone is ringing."

  • Leolaia

    The last thing Judge Rutherford would have said was, "Let's see if she can do forty. Don't worry, we've got another one in the garage if anything happens."


    "Where the f*** did I put the other flask?"

  • trevor

    What is the last thing that goes through the mind of a fly when it hits the windscreen of a car?

    Its backside.

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