FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
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If you had purchased $1000.00
of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
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With Enron, you would have had $16.50
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With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
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But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
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Based on the above,
current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401 Keg Plan
Market Investing for your Retirement
by BrendaCloutier 4 Replies latest social humour
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BrendaCloutier
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Dune
Sounds good to me :-).
I prefer putting 6% of all of my paychecks into a bank account and forgetting about it. (Glad i started young).
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metatron
Well, if you're serious ..............long term income stock - ACG
current wild rumor stock ( heath care centers within Walmart) - DMX
best vice stock - RICK
speculative toy stock - LF
Hold gold, silver and good foreign stocks - against continued losses in the US dollar.
metatron
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Gretchen956
Brenda, good to see you on! Hope you are feeling well. Thanks for contacting my friend!
Good retirement plan for those that can follow it!
Sherry
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diamondblue1974
Excellent idea....as if I needed encouragement!
DB74