hey gumby ..pst... come here a minute... now keep your voice down bro... for the plan i'm about to reveal to work .. we gotta keep schtum ok? Now here's what I recon. Over the next 20 - 30 years the remnant are bound to start dropping like grannies during a cold snap. Now I'm nearly 50 but with all this fresh air and exercise i'm gett'n, i recon i'll be arround for another 30-40 years and you'll likely be the same. Ok It goes like this:
2010AD ticks over ..remnant is arround 8,000 ...2014 comes a big crash ..along with natural attrition numbers drop to circa 6,000 ... and so on ..2034 comes and we're down to 12 left ..
then the murders start nah forget that ...where was i ..oh yeah ..then in 2040 the whole JW world attention is fixed on one grumpy old bugger in backwoods slovakia .. the last man standing (albeit with a walking frame, an incontinence bag and a nurse each side).
So what will happen? Will the death of Milo Slekzovich trigger the end of the world? Watchtower articles and blog sites are abuzz with stories about Milo .. the very last of the 144,000 chosen for heavenly glory.
Now this is where we come in. shhhh you'll like this cunning plan ... at the height of all the speculation, you petend to be of the annointed class and gazump the moth eaten slavic bugger thowing the JW world into compete and utter kaos! Of course we'll need to make some sacrafices for this noble endevor to work. You'll have to start going to meetings again ... now calm down .. were not talking many meetings .. if you develop some plausible disease you could get away with as few as 3 or 4 a month .. and whatever you do DON'T MISS The Annual Cannibal Feast!