Fascinating story, Unc! Ya did gooood.
I LOVE beets. Betcha that an ozburger would taste really good.
Those thickshakes you're talkin' about are the kind served at Wendy's here in 'merica. They call 'em "Frosties" and the medical profession must own stock in Wendy's because it gives one a hernia to attempt to suck a "Frostie" through a straw.