News flash for Watch Tower!

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  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    This is why they say they are active in 230 "lands" instead of "countries". (http://www.watchtower.org/library/jt/article_01.htm)

    They also like to use the phrase "Territories or Countries". (http://www.watchtower.org/statistics/worldwide_report.htm)

  • willyloman
    willyloman
    Don't forget Hawaii.


    Wait! You're telling me, Hawaii's a state?

    Willy Loman
    B.S., University of Awake
    Proud graduate of Home Schooling

  • Legolas
    Legolas
    ( since I suspect I am being watched to ensure my compliance to the terms of the Settlement Agreement, I thought i would take advantage of the captive audience)

    Hey! Watch Tower! Big News! Alaska joined the Union of the United States of America in 1959!

    You don't have to list them as a seperate country in your ever weakening annual report....



    LMAO!!!!!

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