Apostate quick build teams

by slugga 11 Replies latest social humour

  • slugga
    slugga

    Anyone up for starting an apostate quick build team. We'll turn up in the middle of the night, Saturday night / Sunday morning, at a chosen Kingdom hall and brick the doors up so that no one can get in for the public talk !

    Matt

  • Clam
    Clam

    LOL Brilliant idea.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    LOL -count me in!

  • Saoirse
    Saoirse

    How about an apostate demolition team?

    Actual photograph of my old kingdom hall being torn down:

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    we would also need an apostate regional building committee!

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    Awe, Slugga... it wouldn't work buddy. Within an hour everyone would be drinking beer, boiling crawdads and arguing politics. Nothing would get done...

    Jeannie

  • willyloman
    willyloman

    There's already such an organization. It's called Habitat for Humanity.

  • KW13
    KW13

    I will help! me me me...

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Why not come up with an official looking "Seizure Notice" to put on the doors? On the Seizure Notice put instructions to call a number that happens to be the office of Homeland Security.

    Not that I'm advocating doing such a thing.

  • Clam
    Clam
    Why not come up with an official looking "Seizure Notice" to put on the doors?

    That leads me to another idea. You could have a notice saying :

    " Due with immediate effect all religions have been banned by the world's governments. Notice is hereby given of indefinate closure of this building. "

    They'd get all excited about the end being near and the imminent slaughter of 6 billion people.

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