by Clam 9 Replies latest social humour

  • Clam

    A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class
    was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying
    attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He
    was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently
    been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him
    to go down to the principal's office. He was to phone his
    mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and
    returned to his class.

    Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She
    went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk
    with his penis hanging out.

    "I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed.

    "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it
    out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

  • BlackSwan of Memphis
    BlackSwan of Memphis

    hahaha, that was funny!

  • DaveNwisconsin

    Too funny!

  • Cordelia
  • IronClaw
  • Virgochik

    Hehehaha, my husband will love this!

  • wombat

    Rarely does one hear a new joke...That's a good one.

  • deeskis

    that's a goodie!!

    but just curious. are brits getting circumcised these days. When I came to Oz 24 years ago it was usually the norm, and I was surprised as in the UK at that time only the Jews were "done" .......the tide has turned now in Australia, although it is still done. I know It can also be an american custom too! So did it become more popular, or out of fashion?

  • wombat

    Deeskis....Are you aware that our own Prime Minister, John Howard, has not been circumsised?

    There's just no end to the bastard.

  • Clam

    Deeskis no it's still not common here in the UK.

    Echoing the two opposing side in the English Civil War, you're either a cavalier or a roundhead, and the cavaliers are in a big majority!

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