blonde, ok and brunette jokes if you know any

by Spectrum 31 Replies latest social humour

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  Spectrum

  BrendaCloutier,
  "As a blonde secretary I once worked with would say: "Snatch don't match""
  
  hmmm, The obvious question is, how do you know?!!!
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  BrendaCloutier

  BrendaCloutier,
  
  "As a blonde secretary I once worked with would say: ; "Snatch don't match""
  
  
  
  

  Ummmmm, dark roots? PS the clue was in the joke I quoted.... Blonde... Brown.... Blonde.... Brown.... etc.
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  Spectrum

  "Ummmmm, dark roots? "
  
  Ok, well that explains it! But hmmm, interesting deduction!!!
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  IMustBreakAway

  Not a blonde joke but still funny.

  A doctor is making his rounds at an insane assylum and enters room one. Inside a man is pretending to play basketball. The Dr asks, "What are you doing?" The man replies, "I'm getting out in 6 weeks i'm going to be a basketball player."

  Dr. Goes into the second room and there is a man pretending to play baseball. "What are you doing?" The man replies, "Im getting out in 6 weeks i'm going to be a baseball player."

  Dr. goes into the third and there is a man with his dick in a can of peanuts. "What are you doing?" The man replies, "I'm never getting out of here, I'm fucking nuts."
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  bonnzo

  3 blonds are walking and come across a set of tracks. one says "these are wolf tracks". the other says "they are bear tracks". the third blond says "these are deer tracks" they are still arguing when the train hits them.
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  tijkmo

  a man is sitting in a bar with a friend and begins to tell him a joke..

  did u hear about the blonde.....

  when there is a tap on his shoulder...and standing behind him is a 6ft blonde girl who says..

  im blonde..and im the national boxing champion..and over there is my sister who is also blonde and is the national judo champion and next to her is my other sister who is also blonde and is the national kick boxing champion..

  now do you still want to tell your joke..

  no... admits the man...

  i cant be bothered explaining it 3 times
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  ballistic

  What have a peroxide blonde and a boeing 747 got in common?

  they both have a black box.
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  Faraon

  How about bald jokes?

  Hairy guy rubbing his hand in a bald man's head:

  Nice! It feels just like my wife's ass!

  Bald man rubs his own head and says.

  Yeah. You're right. It does feel like your wife's ass
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  Clam

  
  As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She
  
  jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
  
  door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name
  
  is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
  
  
  
  
  
  truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
  
  She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
  
  Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never
  
  spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and
  
  you are losing some of your load!"
  
  
  
  
  
  down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens
  
  again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs
  
  up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
  
  Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing
  
  some of your load!"
  
  
  
  
  
  the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out
  
  of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her
  
  window, and as she lowers it, he says, "Hi, my name is Joe,
  
  it's winter in Canada and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!
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  Clam

  Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the gym before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.