Sell youself here

by JH 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • Eyebrow2

    2 Richies for the price of one!

    Fantastic!!! I do need some help in the yard this weekend...bring you and yourself on over!

  • simplesally

    I have a cute daughter and a party dog.

  • Huxley

    I have learned how to make a really "nice" vegan sandwich. It tastes great as well.

  • Quentin

    I will listen to you for fifteen minutes with no interuptions or comments on any subject you choose. You have the

  • atypical

    I can do a wheelie on my bicycle.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Best known for his role as the bow-legged wonderboy from "Consequences of Choice," John Doe has spent his life constructing, polishing, and eternalizing his reputation as the greatest thing since latex gloves for the proctologist. Ever humble and unassuming, he never brags on himself or elevates himself above all of the low-class heathens he meets, seeking instead to assume ascendency over the human race by superior humility. In a former life, he had the dubious task of erradicating pimples from the ass of John Henry the steel driving man, which inherrently disproves an assertion made by JD's father. Always willing to compliment himself on any task he performs, he has become the pinnacle of cleanliness in an unsanitary world.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    I'm a good master

    pussy master? nice.... me too...

    the "ABC's" and "The Tongue Tube" are my best tricks....

    and hence i sell myself. $100.00 / hour.



  • greendawn

    I can prepare nice omelettes, and catch big fish from the sea.

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