Has anybody else seen this?…
Miracle Condoms!
(See FREE sample on back page of AWAKE! magazine)
Utilising the very latest technology, this condom is so thin it suffers from no loss of sensitivity AND even allows sperm to pass through its homeopathic, sub-micronial membrane, it is so thin, indeed, that even under an electron microscope it is invisible. The WTBTS has become sole distributor to the world of this far-sighted product. Hence the AWAKE! issue of 8th Sept 01 has been boosted to 30 million copies, in part, to cater for keenly-anticipated Catholic interest in our door-to-door ministry.
The eminent Doctor Justin Quotes, (University of Gentleknox, Utah) research leader for this product writes in the BigO press release,
"this development leads the way in compassionate scientific research which works…it stands up head and shoulders above simple profit-based advancement as it addresses the spiritual needs as well as sexual. It's been a slow and incremental path to bring this to fruition.
The faithful and discreet slave has itself labored at the frontier of medicine incrementally enhancing it's life-giving no-blood stance to the point where, like this new homeopathic contraception method, it's effectiveness is as firmly established as our bible-based faith and individual Christian conscience. May Jehovah continue to bless us as we prepare for dramatic increases in the near future, truly everyone can play a part!
philo