Can you make ANYTHING dirty?

by mkr32208 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • mkr32208

    Discussing this the other day with wife and best friend. Can you make ANYTHING dirty by adding the expression "I got your" to the beginning and a "right here" to the end?

    Are you an Apostate?

    I got your apostate right here...!

    Did you buy milk today?

    I got your milk right here...!

    Or am I just being silly (and drunk)

    I got your silly drunk right here...!

  • skyman

    YAP I Can

  • SixofNine

    Yes, if you're willing to grab your crotch as you say it.

  • MellySummer


  • calico

    I got your "hick" right here!

  • MellySummer

    oh yes baby i got your ministerial servant right here

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    A close second to this, (and much funnier, IMO,) is the whole "Yo Mama" song and dance. my Roommate came into the Living Room the other day and exclaimed; "I need to get something that is cheap and a lot of it". I replied "how about Yo Mama?"


  • calico

    I got yo mamma right here!

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith


    Somebody got yo's truly off on a "Yo Mama" trip:

    Yo Mama's so nasty, she put on some Secret and it told on her.

    Yo Mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out.

    Yo Mama's so fat, her blood type's marinara

    Yo Mama's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice, and I was still on the b**ch.

  • sixsixsixtynine

    Oh yeah?

    Yo Mama's so nasty, she got fired from the sperm bank,

    for drinking on the job!!!

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