by stillAwitness 28 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
- forces their kids to use the WTS publications for their school work, rather than buying them encyclopedias or taking them to the library (this was in pre-internet days)
- does not type in "jehovah's witnesses" in a search engine on the internet
- still believes Armageddon is nigh after living through the 1975 fiasco.
-believes smurfs are demonized
Is critical of everything non-JW but becomes angry when you apply the same criticism to anything JW.
Frequently uses the word “demonic” to put down anything that did not originate with the WTS.
Likens any one who disagrees with the elders to Korah and Abihu.
Refuses to believe anything negative about the organization and passing off such negative information as apostate lies.
When something negative about the organization is irrefutable saying “well they’re just imperfect men” but not allowing the same standard for anyone else.
- If you are put up and fed in the home of an unbelieving husband and his JW wife during the convention because you are to cheap to get a hotel room, and then you repay his hospitality by spending the next three evenings pestering and following around your host trying to convince him it is "the truth" and his church is from Satan.
And to think, they try to sell me on this religion with the prospect of spending eternity with them!
its funny because its true, that was basically my life outlined there hahah thanks guys!
-If you're a kid and ''hanging out'' means that you're parents allow ya'll to go out in service unsupervised. This usually meant that 1 or 2 elders kids had to come along also.
ahhh...the fun filled days of dub youthdum...**barf**
luv, jojo
-If you say you like the sunday service at 3:30 because it "lets you get some good service time in"
-If you go to visit a loved one who has been seriously injured, and the first question you ask is if they took blood.
-If you always get up during the meeting to check out the sister with the unbelieving husband, and to eyeball him while gloating inside, because you know their marriage is not likely to last.
-If you tell a woman who is about to be baptized that her husband is being influenced by Satan because he has asked her to just put off her baptism for six months.
A fanatical JW will never acidently say "good luck", or...
"God bless you" when someone sneezes, for heavens sake they may accidently bless someone who is one of those evil slave apostates or something. What a mess that would be.
Goes out in field service and visits kingdom hall(s) while on vacation.
Funny stuff!
I fell over laughing reading the one about the highlighters! Some gift kitty!
