Elders just called!

by mkr32208 31 Replies latest members private

  • PoppyR
    PoppyR

    This freaks me out, you just can never be out long enough, I know of someone who gave out christmas cards at work, this was innocently mentioned by a work colleague to JWs who knocked on the door and then she was disfellowshipped..

    What kind of Christian religion hunts down it's ex members even when they are not bothering anybody and insists on shunning them?? Certainly not one that has any idea of the prodigal son or the 99 sheep and the 1 lost!!

    Poppy

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered


    It just happened to me. I told them to make me a "Do Not Call Again". More on all of it later.

    Dismembered

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    A cleansing would go hand in hand with their recent stronger push to keep people out of college. Push all the maybe's out (they aren't keeping any publisher numbers up anyway) and all the "still in"'s won't be exposed to their apostate reasoning (which as they know, is much better than theocratic reasoning, or they wouldn't fear it so much)

    Dave

  • Effervescent
    Effervescent

    Wow... I'll be waiting for my phone call. I guess it's about time I'm promoted from just a black sheep in my family to Satan .

    There does seem to be a lot of these stories lately. Maybe it's just me....

  • DannyHaszard
    DannyHaszard

    If i was you i would go and act dumb and secretly record with a standard cassette tape recorder cheap & clear sound . If they press you about having a body wire DENY IT Think! We all have watched enough cop shows to know how to handle interrogations. Danny's Blog http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_12/602-3804603-2619864?%5Fencoding=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B00069QNGA my favorite unit

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    Nah if I was going to go I'd record it but just for funnies I much rather screw with them the be serious! Like I said before though it's our first "family Christmas" and I'm not f*cking it up for them! They'll have to play their little game without me! In fact that may be what it's about! My family might have ratted me out for Christmas or my elder brother for apostasy or any NUMBER of people for hanging out with my best friend who is df'ed. Now if they call me again I'll record it and post it!





    Ha I just thought of something Txx (the elder) son is married to my best friends sister so he's well aware of the situation and when he called I was actually in the shower and expecting a call from Exxx (friend) so I jumped out to answer it and when Txx asked if I had a minute I said "well no not really I was actually in the shower I just jumped out to get it cause I thought it was Exxx" hahahahahaha I had forgotten about that until just now! He didn't mention it but I'll bet money he made a note of THAT little tidbit! hahahahahaha what a buncha morons!



    It's amazing how quickly you forget to be "afraid" of these dorks! I remember when I was a "good" dub I always had to choose my words so carefully with the elders so as to not get in trouble (what! No, ME say something out of line!) So the elders call, they tell me theres two of them on the line (oh the fear the fear....) and the first thing I say is Oh yeah I'm waiting for a disfellowshipped person to call me so we can take the kids out to dinner.... Then it means so LITTLE to me that I've said this that I COMPLETLY FORGOT until now hahaha! (I'm rolling on the floor as I type this and its harder than it looks I assure you!)



  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    Apparently stating the last name of the sorry stinking good for nothing [edited] of an elders last name and congregation is an invasion of that poor SOB's privacy... Lets not forget mister admin. That THEY called ME! THEY intend (I'm sure) to announce to several HUNDRED of my friends family and business associates that I'M NOT TO BE SPOKEN TOO! Dispite the fact that I've made no bones about not being a witness and not darkened their doors for YEARS! They feel they have to take someone who's basicly a by-stander and make them into an active enemy on their heads be it! I'm a bad enemy to have to!

    [edited] ! IF I KNEW IT I WOULD POST THEIR NAMES, PHONE NUMBERS AND ADDRESSES TO EVERY SICK GAY PORN FORUM I COULD FIND!

    Now that I think about it thats a pretty good idea!

  • DannyHaszard
    DannyHaszard
    [edited] THEIR PRIVACY! IF I KNEW IT I WOULD POST THEIR NAMES, PHONE NUMBERS AND ADDRESSES TO EVERY SICK GAY PORN FORUM I COULD FIND!

    Now that I think about it thats a pretty good idea!



    There you go mate and that's what i have done on about 30 of my own sites and blogs the mods here are just doing their job.

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  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Go to the hall on Sunday - dressed in your best wise man outfit. Give spices to all the committee. Ask if they would also like to get on your xmas card list for next year. Hand them a bottle of fine rum, wish them a merry xmas, for good measure kneel and say a prayer to Jesus on your way out as you cross yourself. Hold a piece of mistletoe over your heads and give each one a healthy mouth to mouth kiss of love. Tell them goodbye and sing a Xmas song on the way out.

    If they are about to screw you, you should get a kiss.

    Jeff

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    they'll have their judicial on sunday with or without you. it always makes me sick that they arrange these but rarely tell you thats what its about. i would expect that they will make that announcement on thursday that you are no longer a jw and you will be effectively dissassociated and shunned. sounds like you can handle it but if ou do have any friends or family still in you might want to go on sunday and state categorically that you are not DA-ing.

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