If you had 1 hour left to live, what would you say to Jehovah?

by JH 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • mouthy

    Oh I think I recognise the one above me posting !!!!

  • lola28

    you coudn't make me taller?

    then I would kick him in the shins and run.


  • Gregor

    "Where the hell have you been? Do you see this big f...king mess you got me into? How about a little courtesy over here.

    Isn't that what Jesus said, more or less, when he had about an hour left?

    That was just after he said, "hey, Peter, I can see your house from up here"

  • Carol

    I did the best I could. I tried to serve you and not an organization. Forgive me for not talking longer, but I'd like to kiss my children, brothers, sisters and the man I love goodbye!

  • AuldSoul

    What is truth?

    [cricket] half-hour passes [cricket] 59 minutes passes

    Yeah, that's the same thing your Son said.

  • stillAwitness

    Hey God? Don't you know its impolite not to RSVP?

  • MsMcDucket

    I would say "What the hell is going on"? And did you know that my kids are shunning me? Did you tell them to do that? They don't even know that I'm dying. What kind of cruel joke is this?

    "Am I dead, yet?"

    Edited: To add more questions. Edited: To add another question.
  • Undecided

    Why did you make mosquitoes?

    Ken P.

  • Steve Lowry
    Steve Lowry

    Uh, MY money's on that Jehovah's Witnessess, aren't Your Witnessess.

  • Mysterious

    Nothing. I don't talk to things that don't exist generally and I certainly wouldn't waste my last hour of life doing so.

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