If anyone has posted this before, my profound apologies. I copied it from elsewhere on this vast thing we call the internet.
PS: Jehovah's Witnesses do get a mention. Scroll down.
Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Sh*t List
* Taoism: Sh*t happens.
* Confucianism: Confucius say, "Sh*t happens."
* Buddhism: If sh*t happens, it isn't really sh*t.
* Zen Buddhism: Sh*t is, and is not.
* Zen Buddhism ..2: What is the sound of sh*t happening?
* Hinduism: This sh*t has happened before.
* Islam: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah.
* Islam ..2: If sh*t happens, kill the person responsible.
* Islam ..3: If sh*t happens, blame Israel.
* Catholicism: If sh*t happens, you deserve it.
* Protestantism: Let sh*t happen to someone else.
* Presbyterian: This sh*t was bound to happen.
* Episcopalian: It's not so bad if sh*t happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
* Methodist: It's not so bad if sh*t happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
* Congregationalist: Sh*t that happens to one person is just as good as sh*t that happens to another.
* Unitarian: Sh*t that happens to one person is just as bad as sh*t that happens to another.
* Lutheran: If sh*t happens, don't talk about it.
* Fundamentalism: If sh*t happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
* Fundamentalism ..2: If sh*t happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
* Fundamentalism ..3: Sh*t must be born again.
* Judaism: Why does this sh*t always happen to us?
* Calvinism: Sh*t happens because you don't work.
* Seventh Day Adventism: No sh*t shall happen on Saturday.
* Creationism: God made all sh*t.
* Secular Humanism: Sh*t evolves.
* Christian Science: When sh*t happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
* Christian Science ..2: Sh*t happening is all in your mind.
* Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this sh*t.
* Quakers: Let us not fight over this sh*t.
* Utopianism: This sh*t does not stink.
* Darwinism: This sh*t was once food.
* Capitalism: That's MY sh*t.
* Communism: It's everybody's sh*t.
* Feminism: Men are sh*t.
* Chauvinism: We may be sh*t, but you can't live without us...
* Commercialism: Let's package this sh*t.
* Impressionism: From a distance, sh*t looks like a garden.
* Idolism: Let's bronze this sh*t.
* Existentialism: Sh*t doesn't happen; sh*t IS.
* Existentialism ..2: What is sh*t, anyway?
* Stoicism: This sh*t is good for me.
* Hedonism: There is nothing like a good sh*t happening!
* Mormonism: God sent us this sh*t.
* Mormonism ..2: This sh*t is going to happen again.
* Wiccan: An it harm none, let sh*t happen.
* Scientology: If sh*t happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
* Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Sh*t happens.
* Jehovah's Witnesses ..2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our sh*t?
* Jehovah's Witnesses ..3: Sh*t has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.* Moonies: Only really happy sh*t happens. <...........that's funny
* Hare Krishna: Sh*t happens, rama rama.
* Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t!
* Zoroastrianism: Sh*t happens half on the time.
* Church of SubGenius: BoB sh*ts.
* Practical: Deal with sh*t one day at a time.
* Agnostic: Sh*t might have happened; then again, maybe not. <........that one is, too.
* Agnostic ..2: Did someone sh*t?
* Agnostic ..3: What is this sh*t?
* Satanism: SNEPPAH T*HS.
* Atheism: What sh*t?
* Atheism ..2: I can't believe this sh*t!
* Nihilism: No sh*t.
* And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Sh*t happens-one day at a time!
Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Sh*t List
by FlyingHighNow 8 Replies latest social humour
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FlyingHighNow
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Spectre
Holy shit thats funny.
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Gretchen956
Very funny shit!!
I once saw a chicken crosses the road with spins on the various religions giving their reasons why the chicken crossed the road, too funny. Its probably been posted before.
Sherry
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bikerchic
ha,ha my Dad must have been a Calvin!
* Calvinism: Sh*t happens because you don't work.
He always told us; "if you're gunna act like a sh*t go lay in the yard."
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wednesday
well it was really hard to ick one or two, but my personla favs are
Existentialism: Sh*t doesn't happen; sh*t IS.
* Existentialism ..2: What is sh*t, anyway?weds
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misspeaches
LOL... my favs are the JW ones because they are so very very true!
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FlyingHighNow
Now's as good a time as any to BTTT
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Legolas
LOL..I have seen that before it is funny!
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FlyingHighNow
At my age, I can't recall if I've seen it before or not. But yes, quite funny.