In a Harvard University Humor Study, Midgets and Dwarves ranked highest in the "funniest group of people" rating...a whopping 96% approval. The study involved thousands of interviews of people across the country with the purpose of determining the most amusing categories of humans. “Midgets and dwarves topped the list because they appeal to an inherent desire of tall people,” said Dr. Nathaniel Neville III, the head of the committee. “A desire to see midgets and dwarves dancing around in funny costumes.”
|Top 10 Funniest Things Midgets and Dwarves Do |
Source: Harvard University Humor Committee, 2001
|1. Wear children's clothing||6. Try to jump to get things held up high by tall people|
|2. Fight each other||7. Fight tall people|
|3. Dance||8. Dress like tall people|
|4. Impersonate tall celebrities||9. Stand|
|5. Play basketball||10. Climb onto chairs for tall people|
Monkeys are funny because they are monkeys!!!
Q: How dumb do you have to be to be considered retarded?