Finish the sentence, "I'm not greedy, I'm....

by jgnat 22 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    It seems the WTBTS is gearing up to blame nearly every failure by congregation members on greediness. Materialism is greed. Addiction to pornography is greed. Desiring a better future for your children by sending them to college is greed. Let's help out our lurking brothers and sisters by coming up with good comeback lines for when the elders come a-calling:

    I'm not greedy, I'm .... taking care of necessary business.

    I'm not greedy, I'm ....following Solomon's example.

    I'm not greedy, I'm...using the brains Jehovah gave me.

    MORE?

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974

    Im not greedy I am just guilty of loose conduct....!

    DB74

  • Hecklerboy
    Hecklerboy


    I'm not greedy........I'm just following the society's example and buying as much land and building as possible before the end.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    I'm not greedy, I'm...normal.

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974

    Im not greedy I was just sick of buying those books and then giving them away without being reimbursed; or even when I was reimbursed I had to hand that over too....

  • forsharry
    forsharry

    I'm not greedy....I just have larger needs than everyone else?

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    I'm not greedy, I'm...just very horny for the hubby now get out!

  • stillAwitness
    stillAwitness

    ... just masturbating to avoid fornicating.

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul

    ..."festively plump!"

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974
    just masturbating to avoid fornicating

    Be careful not to admit to the porn element though...that would be a sign of greediness.

    I rather think we have hijacked Jgnats thread...sorry

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