You've just had the cra*p beaten out of you and nailed next to Jesus. You can decide on the crime that got you into this skicky situation. What would you say to Him or to the crowd whilst your chest is caving in?
My crime is stealing a lamb to feed my starving children.
I would turn to Jesus and say, "What's all this about then gov?"
Then recite to my distraught family below one of those catchy Gospel songs about how Jesus loves us.
Your crucified with Jesus what say you to Him?
by ghostbuster 23 Replies latest watchtower bible
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ghostbuster
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Abaddon
- Cheer up. You know what they say.
- Some things in life are bad.
- They can really make you mad.
- Other things just make you swear and curse.
- When you're chewing on life's gristle,
- Don't grumble. Give a whistle.
- And this'll help things turn out for the best.
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...
- [music]
- Always look on the bright side of life... etc
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Hellrider
Hm, I think I`d say: "Look Jesus, I know you have to die for the sins of all mankind and all, but I don`t. So if you`re sent by God, and have all the power, come on dude...help me get down from this damn thing..."
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IP_SEC
cool hair man.
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SixofNine
I think I can see your house from over here.
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lonelysheep
Just how the heck do we get out of this one?!
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DocHayes
How's it hanging?
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ghostbuster
nice replies everybody but we need more!
How about..
Me: So what's you (cough spurt blood) here for son?
Jesus: I'm the Messiah. At least I think I am. Pharisees don't think so though.
Me: Your kidding!!! Well get us dooooown then!!!!!!!!!!!! -
Nate Merit
My crime was peeing in the emperors wine goblet.
"Cheer up mate! We were gonna die anyway!" -
Leolaia
Eric Idle looked so cute up there on the cross....