Your Favourite Watchtower Lie

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  • Effervescent
    Effervescent

    That you have to turn your back on beloved friends and family members in order to maintain allegence to the Organization.

  • dh
    dh

    we love you

  • stillAwitness
    stillAwitness

    Oragan transplants are a form of cannibalism.

    Rreading about that in an old WT article had me laughing hysterically!

  • stillAwitness
    stillAwitness

    Good one dh!

    Oh, and "young ones! Imagine the happy lives you will have in serving Jehovah!"

  • damselfly
    damselfly

    Shunning is a loving provision we should all be grateful for.

    Dams

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    *** Watchtower 1973 Sept 15 pp.564-5 Breaking Free of Self-Abuse-Why? How? ***

    A MOST COMMON PRACTICE
    ~ The habitual practice cripples his social and emotional development, hinders his attaining a healthful outlook and attitude toward the other sex and toward people in general. It can 'turn the person inward' upon himself, making him introverted. Or it can, and frequently does, lead into homosexuality , ~

  • Darth Yhwh
    Darth Yhwh

    Elsewhere, I like this one:

    1993 "Jehovah's Witnesses, in their eagerness for Jesus' second coming, have suggested dates that turned out to be incorrect.. Never did they say, 'These are the words of Jehovah.'" {AWAK Mar 22 1993 4}

    I agree with Dave, nice list.

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo

    holy spirit appoints elders...and directs judicial commitees

  • TD
    TD

    This is still my favorite. (Probably because it was so blatant)

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    creationism

    it's my favorite for an unusual, and oft misunderstood reason. it is this:

    when you disprove creationism, the entire JW family of doctrines crumble into a heap at your feet.

    TS

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