Three little boys are concerned because no one else will play with
them. They decide it's because they aren't baptized and don't go to
Sunday School.
So they go to the nearest church, but only the janitor is there.
One little boy says, "We need to be baptized
'cause no one will play with us. Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," says the janitor. So, he takes them into the bathroom and dunks
their little heads in the toilet bowl,
one at a time. Then he says, "You're now baptized!."
" When they go outside, one of them asks, "What religion we are?"
The oldest one says, "We're not Kathlick-- 'cause they pour the water on
you. "We're not Babtis--'cause they dunk all of you in the
water. "We're not Methdiss--'cause they just sprinkle water on you."
The littlest guy says, "Did you smell that water!"
They all join in asking, "Yeah! What does that mean?"
"I think it means that we're Pisscopailians."
Are we Katholik?
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xjwms
I remember that joke
Only it was two drunks..not little boys