Man, I need some of that glue that can set in the time of sitting down, realising it's sticky and (attempting to) standing up! What, 1 maybe 2 seconds.
I smell bullshit all around this one.
I love to laugh and have a great sense of humor. I can see how this situation could be humorous with a healthy person with good vision. But, in this case the man was not healthy, could have been in a huge hurry so as not have an accident. Since most people who read this thread probably have not had bypass surgery, here are some things to think about.
The next time you have a big vein, the entire length of your thigh leg removed for bypass grafts...
The next time you have your breast bone sawed through, pried open and held that way with a steel protractor, your heart stopped while your entire body's blood is shunted through a heart lung machine, for several hours while blood cells damaged from the machinery...
The next time your wife steps into the CICU and sees you lying there, looking gray and blue, like a corpse on slab because you have a lower concentration of oxegen in your blood due to the heart lung machine's inefficient way of duplicating your circulatory and pulminary systems and she nearly faints from realizing the extreme gravity of the situation....
The next time your loved ones realize that you're just not the same after your experience from the heart lung machine.Your vision is blurrier than usual. You're more flakey. You're meaner. You think, do and say bizarre things....
The next time you are instructed by your nurses and doctors, upon your release from the hospital, to be careful when rising from a sitting position, so as not to separate your breastbone and ribs. And they inform you that it could lead to infection and possibly your death for that to happen, or at the very least for you to be very sick and in a lot of excrutiating pain....
Then wonder if the man saw or thought about glue and could have just jumped up quickly off that toilet. I bet you won't wonder. I bet you'll find yourself in pain from the sitting posistion, find it hard to breathe and you'll call for help.
Ya'll are such stinkers.
