by JH 50 Replies latest jw friends
I remember scanning real money and with photoshop pasting the picture of an elder on the bill over the face of the Queen. Then I printed many bills. It looked very real.
I showed this to a few brothers at the hall, and their eyes popped out of their heads. They also found it funny, except one brother...
I told the elders to kiss my BLACK ASS when they told me I was going to be DF.
Does that count as controversial?
Sat on the back row, yeah I know, im a rebel but what can I do !!!!!
I called the bulletin board a bulletin board.
Vitty:
You must have been one of the people who would get there the earliest, lol
Voted 'No' on a resolution. I was branded as 'a rebellious one' by the ex after that little episode.
touch myself up under cover of big blue all scriptures inspired book whilst fantasising about the mike handler when I was 13!
touch myself up under cover of big blue all scriptures inspired book whilst fantasising about the mike handler when I was 13!
That'd make a great song!
"When I study my bible book and think of you, I touch myself"
Can I film the video???
undercover - that song by the divynals is one of my all time favourites - it came out when I was about 13 or 14 and I had a whole side of a tape recorded with it back to back, I used to lie in the haystacks listening to it on my walkman over and over doing like the song said. of course I felt horribly guilty afterwards!
I didn't mind arriving early at the Kingdom hall, but when I was fed up, I wanted the meeting to finish the earliest possible. So when I was the first one at the hall and no one looked, I advanced the clocks about 5 or 6 minutes. There was a clock on the front stage on the floor, that only the brother on the stage could see, and there was a clock in the back. I adjusted both so that the meeting would end a little earlier.
