One more...
Have you heard they've begun using Viagra in old age nursing homes? They give it to the old men. Keeps them from rolling out of bed at night. (sort of the kick-stand effect)
Onintwo
Warning: Dirty joke
by MsMcDucket 14 Replies latest social humour
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moanzy
How do you say VASELINE in German?
Veiner Schlyder
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vitty
An old man in hospital asked the nurse "Are my testicles black?" She pulled the covers back and said " No"
"Areyou sure asked" the man. " Yes I am , but ill ask the doctor "said the nurse
"Doctor " said the nurse "Are these mans testicles black" The doctor pulled back the covers looked at the mans balls and said "no this mans testicles are NOT black" Then he called over a woman who was mopping the floor
"Excuse me, are do you thinks this mans testicles are black" asked the doctor.
Then cleaning woman pulled back the cover and said " Defintely no "
Just then a porter came by and gave the man nurse a piece of paper, and said " This man tests are back "
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Cordelia
two irishmen in bed one turned to the other and said:
'i dont think much of this wife swopping lark do you?'
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bull01lay
What's the German word for Virgin ???
shnicentight
Whats the German word for prostitute ???
Shlackendoff
Bull!