with this combination you can demonstrate the effect of a disfellowshipped person approaching and trying to talk to Witnesses in good standing (fleeing)
ROFLMAO! That's the best thing I've read all week. Thank you for the laugh!
I offer my own little emoticon story here...
Once upon a time there was a girl. She accepted an invitation to the local Kingdom Hall, where she was immediately love bombed by all present. .
She liked this and so started to study. The local pioneers and told her that if she wanted to be one of God's Happy People (tm) that she could no longer eat on her b-day, get or give for the holidays, or and to excess. If she did that, she would show that she was from her father,.
Eventually, gave up everything that made her . But she figured that was running out on this old system, and so she dreamed of life in where we wouldn't need or .
One day, she realized though that the promised time if the end was really proceeding at a pace and she went on the and quickly realized that everything that she'd been taught was a great big lie. She got
She had been such a and followed the shepherds everywhere, but all she got was a . She stopped studying.
As time went on though, the longer she was away from the 'loving' she began to remember who was before. She got in touch with old friends, she got her life back, and now, she's again at last.
The local elders wives and pioneers said, 'Oh well, really wasn't of our sort. () Just wait till Armageddon comes, she'll get hers.
The end.
~essie