by GentlyFeral 59 Replies latest members private
Why do we speak of "getting it on" when talking about the process of getting off?
Have you ever wandered in a metaphorical metaforest? Wouldn't you love to explore any kind of metaforest?
Have you ever coined a counterfeit phrase?
What's that shiny thing? No, not that one.
gentlyferal
I'm not too sure what you just said, but if you mean smoking cigarettes, I think of getting lung cancer with every drag. Luckily I only smoke about a pack per week if that.
When I *used* to smoke pot, I can't really remember what I was thinking about unless it had to do with analyzing my food before eating it.
Have you ever really looked at the meat in a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? I stared the greasy innards after taking a bite for about 10 minutes before throwing it out the window. Damn the munchies, that sh!t looked disgusting.
"Thoughts while smoking"
Get the F out of my way. You're between me & the ashtray. Nevermind ... I'll jusy flick it here on your floor.
Gently, I think you need to walk quietly into a dark room, finish what you are smoking, and finish your "ON" or "OFF". And go to bed. You are getting too weird, even for me. That shiny thing is the light. Walk toward the light. Walk toward the light.....................................................HL
What's that shiny thing? No, not that one.
Oh don't even bother with that... I spotted it earlier. Some prankster has glued a shiny coin to the ground to try and trick us all.
Holy Cow you guys are all making me laugh so hard I can't get any oxygen!
Guys, thanks. This is great stuff. Keep it coming.
Of course, it just makes me think I should smoke more often.
gentlyferal
GF: May I have some too?!
-April
I had a thought while smoking as a teenager.
Man I'm hungry...
Went to my friends fridge and devoured the semi cooked meat sitting in a dish. Next morning his mum yells out, "Where's the dog food gone?!"
It's puff puff pass...always to the left.
Get it right or you miss your turn
Lisa
