I should've screwed the Elder's wife when i had the chance...

by dolphman 36 Replies latest members private

  • dolphman
    dolphman

    When i was 19 i went to a congregation where there was an Elder's wife who had a "reputation". She was actually quite attractive, probably only 35 at the time. A real hottie from what i remember.

    Anyway, her daughter had a small crush on me (and i on her, although she was a bit young) and i went over to their house one day to just hang out. Well, the Elder's wife began a heavy flirt session with me, in front of her daughter. I was kind of embarrased, especially when we started talking about stretching and she threw her legs over her head and showed me how "flexible" she was! My jaw dropped on the spot. The daughter was a little wierded out, but I guess that was my opportunity to push things a little further, and i didn't. WHAT AN IDIOT! I should've done it. DAMN...Too much guilty conciounsce BS.

    Now if they would just invent a time machine...

    --dolphman

  • tink
    tink

    hmm.......all i can think to say is:

  • Euphemism
    Euphemism

    Koo koo ka choo, Mrs Robinson...

  • fran
    fran

    The Graduate.one of the best films I ever saw.

  • Rick Aust
    Rick Aust

    When she threw her legs over her head, ..what was she wearing????????????

    pls give details i'm feeling kinky ! hahaha

  • Euphemism
    Euphemism

    Or perhaps American Pie... "Scotch, aged 18 years... same way I like my men."

  • amac
    amac

    Yeah, cause its really cool to screw someone else's wife. Especially when her daughter likes you.

  • tink
    tink

    yeah, that's what i meant by , amac. you're much more eloquent than i am

  • worldlygirl
    worldlygirl
    Yeah, cause its really cool to screw someone else's wife.

    Oh, come on. You know she was probably sexually repressed with her elder hubby who only wanted missionary style sex and had to pray to Jehovah even before that! Give her a break.

  • rocketman
    rocketman

    So you're regretting not making your move right then and there, with her daughter in the room?

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