JW Catch Phrases

by pr_capone 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • pr_capone
    pr_capone

    What are some of your favorite JW catch phrases?

    "food at the proper time"

    "spiritualy weak"

    things like that

  • LB
    LB

    Bad Association

    Hornier than a pioneer at assembly

    Edited by - LB on 29 December 2002 1:11:8

  • Athanasius
    Athanasius

    This System of Things. I don't know where they came up with that one, but only the JWs use it.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Sacred Service

    Bad Association

  • moreisbetter
    moreisbetter

    "It must not be Jehavah's will" or the more popular, "you must not be doing Jehovah's will".

    Their standard response when your prayers weren't answered.

  • pr_capone
    pr_capone

    at an district assembly, all the young brothers were warned not to go "dear hunting" but to pay attention to the material that was being presented.

  • Gizmo
    Gizmo

    What the hell else would you go to an Assembly for...certainly NOT "Spiritual Food"

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Independent Thinking

    I was demerited for this in my one and only annual Bethel evaluation. Should have saved and framed it for posterity.

    Craig

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    Hey 'pr_capone', I'm Bridget from Wichita!

    Umm. . catch phrases:

    'reproved'

    'new & old light'

  • cornish
    cornish

    'Running ahead of the organization.'

    ' Token service.'

    'Don't try sawing horns off goats.'

    'Are we moving foward with the organization or standing still with Satans world?'

    'Where else can we go?'

    'Meek and teachable.'

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