I know what the Big Announcement was tonight at my hall.

by JimWood 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • JimWood
    JimWood

    So I get this phone call from an ‘Apostate’ friend and I am informed that the C.O. and D.O. are at the hall tonight. So I accidentally printed out 50 copies of the letter from Paul Hoeffel (UN/DPI) and somehow or another they ended up on all the windshields of the cars at the hall. So I was that bad? I figured that we have been waiting 5 weeks for a response to our last letter to the BOE, maybe this will speed things along.

  • carla
    carla

    hehehehe

    I thought they had guys who sometimes patrol the parking lot?

  • The wanderer
    The wanderer

    That's a power keg ready to go off.

    Respectfully,

    The Wanderer

  • kitten whiskers
    kitten whiskers

    Hope you wore gloves so they can't lift your fingerprints! hehe

    Did you stay parked somewhere close to see the reaction?

    Kitten Whiskers

  • Sunspot
    Sunspot

    So.....lemmee SEE here....

    Your story is that you accidentally printed copies that somehow landed on the windshields of JWs cars while they were at the meeting in their Kingdom Hall?

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    WAY TA GO!

    BIG HUGS,

    Annie

  • serendipity
    serendipity

    ROFL Jim. That's the way to get attention.

  • read good books
    read good books

    Thats using theocratic stratedgey for a good purpose. I made some copies of a post quite a while back comparing judge rutherford with al capone, naturally al capone came out the more favorable personality. I placed five copies on some windshields of witness cars at my old newly relocated kingdom hall, and then ran for it. Still laughing about that.

  • freetosee
    freetosee

    I hope the bro's doing the patroling didn't take them down before the brother came out. Did you stay to watch?

  • Carmel
    Carmel

    Yep Jim! The "Rupture" is near!

    love it!

  • cabasilas
    cabasilas

    A suggestion for the next time..

    Don't put anything on the windshield. When they come out they will remove them from the other cars or the JWs will feel pressured not to look at them in front of the other JWS and they'll just throw them away.

    Fold up the tract or whatever you want to leave and put it inside the door jamb. The best door jamb to use is the passenger rear door as that may not be opened until they are away from the KH and they may actually look at the tract when they discover it later. It takes a bit of effort to slip them in the door jamb that way but it usually works. If the window is cracked then you can slip them in the car to be discovered later.

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