PopeOfEruke
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A classic Dear Abby.....
by PopeOfEruke indear abby:.
i have been engaged for almost a year.
i am to be married next month.
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Resurrection Shuffle
by PopeOfEruke inone of jw "beliefs" that was and still is most confusing to me is the condition of married persons after the resurrection.
in particular, if one marriage partner dies before the big a and then gets resurrected.. its surprising how many jw's hold sacred their own private interpretation on this.. generally i found that if the marriage had been a happy one, a lot of jw's believe if the surviving marriage partner does not remarry, then they will end up back with their dead-but-back-again married partner after the resurrection.
in a normal sexual marriage relationship.. if the survivng partner does remarry however, the the old chestnut gets rolled out about people in the resurrection "will neither get married or be given in marriage.
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The GB: Who's next?
by PopeOfEruke inwould it be nice to have some pool or competition where we guess the next gb member to croak?.
maybe we could place bets with simon or someone and we win prizes when we guess right?
sort of like a sweep or so...... so........which gb member will get his heavenly reward croak next?.
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If only you just wouldn't CLAP so hard....
by PopeOfEruke inwhats with the jw's and that insane clapping that goes on at assemblies?
can you all remember it?
not just at the conclusion of a talk (which is somehow expected and simply courteous), but the intra-talk claps where sometimes no-one know if its a clap-moment or not..... so the speaker drones on and on, and then comes the voice inflection change, either louder ot higher-pitched, and then you know its coming: another clap-moment......*groan*.
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I'll have another go......
by PopeOfEruke ina man dies and goes to hell.
for each country.. he goes first to the german hell and asks "what do they do here?".
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the german hell.. then he comes to the australian hell and finds that there is a very long line .
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What do Saddam Hussein and..................
by PopeOfEruke in.
little miss muffet have in common?.
they both have curds in their way..
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Bali terrorists - doing Jeh's will?
by PopeOfEruke inas most if not all of the 187 people killed in the bali bomb attack were not jehovahs witnesses, none of them probably had a chance of surviving armageddon (tm), which, as a d.o.
pointed out recently, is due to begin any minute (tm) now!!!.
so now, thanks to the bali terrorists, these 187 people now have basically won the lotto!
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Stella Awards (NO Bill Bowen content!)
by PopeOfEruke infinally, here's a thread for all those who feel like running back to the kingdom hall after reading all the other active threads at the moment.
pope.
it's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual stella awards.. the stella's are named after 81-year-old stella liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued mcdonalds.
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Sex in the Sect
by PopeOfEruke inhas anyone read this book by j. vicky?.
i found it in the local library catalogue:.
personal author j., vicky.
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News for Dylan fans (no JW content)
by PopeOfEruke innews from www.bobdylan.com
bob dylan live 1975 to be released in november .
columbia records is excited to announce the november release of the bootleg series, vol.