chickpea
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not one for all of that sissy crap (email forward)
by chickpea inare you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality?well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.you will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.. 1. when you are sad --i will help you get drunk and plot revenge againstthe sorry bastard who made you sad.. .
2. when you are blue -- i will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3.
when you smile -- i will know you are plotting something that i must be involved in.
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it reminds me of winter
by chickpea ini was out chipping ice this bright march morning, thinking that i am sick of winter and its deathgrip..... spring cannot come soon enough ( not just the official start date, but the upcoming mud season and beyond).... i havent seen grass since november!
or leaves on a tree!
the only unfrozen water outside is in the tiny birdbath i keep heated for the birds that overwinter!
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debt collector pranked w/judge judy soundboard
by chickpea init is 10 minutes long, but unbelievably funny.
put down the beverage..... definite spew potential.
http://glumbert.com/media/judgejudy.
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Eschatological Laundry List
by chickpea ineschatology (from the greek?s?at?
?, eschatos meaning "last" and -logy meaning "the study of") is a part of theology and philosophy concerned with the final events in the history of the world, or the ultimate destiny of humanity, commonly referred to as the end of the world.
( wikipedia).
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character development in a perfect world- how??
by chickpea ini used to say this thing to my kids..... .
if adam had never sinned, and humanity had never been in a "fallen state", the concepts of valour and honour and heroism would not exist.....because in a perfect world there is no need for those qualities.
in the perfect world called paradise, that long promised land, there would be no challenges to develop those characteristics that even the present day jws lay claim to in their stories and tales of resistance and struggle again the "world".
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Time Freezes in Grand Central ( cool video )
by chickpea inhttp://glumbert.com/media/timefreeze.
i think i would rather see it than do it, but i would definitely do it if i had the opportunity..... .
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describe shunning, pls
by chickpea intoday i had occasion to go to the local ( only ) grocery store that also has a fueling center..... i saw a guy filling his van and thought he looked like one of the elders from the kh i used to attend ( it is winter, he was in civvies and had on a hat) ..... i parked went in and from the back of the head ( i would know those jug ears anywhere) i recognized another congo member, an on again off again elder......and it confirmed for me that the fellow at the gas pump was who i suspected it to be.
i dont know if i was seen/recognized, but i was already rehearsing glib non-answers to any queries had i been approached....... at any rate, i made no effort to approach either one..... is that tantamount to shunning?.
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WTBTS name recognition.... they ARENT such a big deal!!
by chickpea init absolutely stunned me that a b0rganization that had been so central to our lives was literally unknown to the attorney who was assiting us with the updating of our will..... three times we had to repeat "watchtower bible and tract society" ...
"track?
tract!!!
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adapt this for use with "telephone" witnesses?
by chickpea inhysterical pranking done to a telemarketer that would cure any jw of ever wanting to phone witness ever again!.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=un_pjrxv5l8.
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loving multiples
by chickpea inloving multiples is about being friends with people who are did, what used to be called multiple personality disorder.
what is disordered, what is askance, what is forever damnable is the reason these splendiferous souls are so fragmented....... the horrific abuse foisted on them by the souless perversions of humanity that harmed them to their very cores, and beyond.
my beloved (((((snicks))))), a gorgeous junoesque brit with the flaming red hair of her norse ancestors, towering above me at 6 feet, whose inner system populates a castle... i had the rare and distnctive privilege of naming her 18 yo alter, she who held the music, who used her age as her designation as she felt undeserving of even a name to be known by ...... her 3 and 5 yos who sat with me on the parlour floor and learned to make balloon animals.... the 10 yo keeper of anger, the worst assignment in the system, because there is rarely ever peace for them in the swirl of chaos and upheaval that is the toxic residue of their moment of creation...... the sweet 8 yo who remained hidden for years even after the others were found.... who cried because i was leaving and she had not been "out" to meet me...... you cannot begin to know the joy i had seeing her laugh while i read her a book and did all the voices and animal sounds.