MinisterAmos
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Fun with the special "Awake" mausurbation issue!
by MinisterAmos inanyone who is active has already gone through the december masturbation isexsue and received the enlightening newsex.
now, the undercover org haters amongst us have noticed all those blanks in the article, like "what do you do to reduce the frequency of viewing porn"?
and "what do you do when you find pornography?
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Mardi Gras Day Parade! Who's got the biggest set ?
by MinisterAmos inmy wife, daughter and i went to the parade today and had a blast!
fun times and not a jw in sight!
i even walked away with the biggest set of beads in the whole damn parade and all i had to show was my guns.
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30 y/o Bros from TX move to FL, have a party with 16 y/o Sisters!
by MinisterAmos inwe here in the fl panhandle were "blessed" to have some 25 ish y/o brothers from tx move here recently.
they had the usual welcoming party two weeks ago, and all the young bros from mobile to fort waalton showed up to welcome them!
the only thing was, there was no elder to supervise!
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Smokers! You are needed for anti-witnessing!
by MinisterAmos incan we get a few of you guys to show up at your local dc or cc and just like hang out in front while wearing a really cheap suit?
bonus points for creating a delagate tag .
extra points for booking a room at one of the listed hotels and registering as a witness.
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I walked out of the "Oral Sex" instruction meeting today, anti witness!
by MinisterAmos inany of you ex-dubs who are wondering why you left should read the study lesson today on oral sex.
let's also consider that the borg considers it essential that the brothers bring their young childer to all the meetings and make sure that they pay attention to the material.
the material this week included a very detailed description of oral sex!
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Step-Daughter Farks up Halloween.....
by MinisterAmos ini finally get the wife to promise and dress up in costume to take our 3y/o out trick or treating with us!
i won right?
my wife spends hours getting ready, we blow off the dub school for the night, it's dark and our daughter is in her princess dress,..... .
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I'm giving the CO a "green-handshake" tonight! HELP!
by MinisterAmos ini'm planning on giving him t w o dollars!
and i plan on making a h u g e deal of it as i secretly tickle his palm with the bills.
any hints?
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"Taking the lead in the Congregation"
by MinisterAmos inthe po talked about "obeying those who take the lead" one too many times last night so i point-blank asked him who was the leader of christianity during biblical times.
i couldn't get him to say "jesus" which is of course the correct answer, so i had to answer for him.
i then added that he would have had assistance from the apostles making them de facto "leaders" as well.
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"we're not hiding anything" says the Bro on the Service Desk
by MinisterAmos ini think i found where they put all their lawyers, they go on the service desk to spin tales of deceit and half-truth.
so i call up to voice my displeasure with having been asked to distribute "the end of false religion" when the wt already knew that it was ridden with molestors yet called itself "clean".
the bro said "that means clean in comparison to the others" ummm ok