WORLD RELIGIONS (Learn To Laugh)
Taoism: Sh*t happens.
Confu(ianism: "Confu(ious say, Sh*t happens!"
Buddhism: Sh*t happens again, & again, & again.
Hinduism: "This sh*t has happened before."
Zen: "What is the sound of sh*t happening?"
Hare Khrisna: "Sh*t happens, rama, rama, ding ding!" (repeat until you become one with sh*t).
Prostestantism: "Sh*t won`t happen if I work harder."
Baptist: "if sh*t happens, praise the Lawd for it!"
Southern Baptist: "Our sh*t is better than your sh*t!"
Jehovah`s Witness: "Let us in so we can tell you why sh*t happens!"
Judiasm: "Why does this sh*t keep happening to us?"
Islam: "If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah."
Nation of Islam: "If sh*t happens, its the white man`s fault."
Catholicism: "If sh*t happens, I deserve it."
Agnosticm: "What is this sh*t?"
Atheism: "I don`t believe this sh*t!"
Satanism: "To hell with this sh*t!"
Rastarfarianism: "Let`s smoke this sh*t!"
This sh*t is hilarious and true!
by sweet tee 19 Replies latest jw friends
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sweet tee
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Netty
Jehovah`s Witness: "Let us in so we can tell you why sh*t happens!"
Jehovahs Witnesses: Let us in so we can tell you why we have SH*T for brains" tee hee.
Those were too funny Sweet Tee!
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stillajwexelder
I actuall;y have a teeshirt with this on - purchased it in Atlanta 1997
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crazyblondeb
I thought JWs were still waiting for shit to happen!!
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jula71
Thats some good sh*t!!!
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sweet tee
I copied this from a friends web-page and thought it was hoot.
JW's have sh*t for brains ... PRICELESS
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JAVA
I thought JWs were still waiting for shit to happen!!
I guess that's why they're so full of it !!!
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sweet tee
Java ... if you've been hoping for some sh*t to happen since 1879 you'd be full of it too
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SixofNine
Jehovah's Witnesses: Shit happened, but we're the only ones who noticed.