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Dub sayings and their true meaning.
by diamondblue1974 25 Replies latest jw friends
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lonelysheep
"That's why it's important to not miss the meetings...you need that spiritual food."
Meaning: Don't miss any meetings so you won't begin to doubt what we say and keep on being brainwashed.
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Cygnus
Jehovah, thank you for the spiritual banquet we just finished enjoying. Through Christ, Amen.
Translation: Thank Christ this meeting is over, what's the Raiders score?
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integ
''ORGANIZED TO DO JEHOVAHS' WILL"
-ORGANIZED TO DO THE ORGANIZATIONS' WILL.
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Mary
Saying: Do not forsake the gathering of ourselves together
Meaning: Get your lazy, materialistic butt to the meeting
Saying: In times past, Jehovah's people believed that this generation Jesus spoke of referred to the generation of 1914
Meaning: We fucked up big time.
Saying: It's nice to see so many here today
Meaning: Thank god you showed up....now the CO can't bitch about low meeting attendance
Saying: Lacking in appreciation for all the spiritual food that's been provided
Meaning: You've been marked as "bad association"
Saying: Encourage one another as you behold the day drawing near
Meaning: Try to forget that you've wasted your entire life selling magazines
Saying: The Faithful and Discreet Slave Class gives us food at the proper time
Meaning: These senile old goats can't get anything right, but we want you to hang on every word they say anyways.
Saying: Accept counselling
Meaning: You're one step away from being disfellowshipped
Saying: Surely this is another fine indication that Jehovah is blessing His organization!
Meaning: How the hell did we luck out on that?!
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lonelysheep
Saying: Surely this is another fine indication that Jehovah is blessing His organization! Meaning: How the hell did we luck out on that?!
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confusedjw
That's it I'm officially reading everything Mary writes!
Mary you slay me!
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Mary
Hey.......maybe I can count you as a Return Visit, or better yet a BIBLE STUDY!!
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GetBusyLiving
Mary and liz2cool (walter) are the funniest posters. They should open up their own weekly segment!
GBL
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A Paduan
- Saying: worship
- Meaning: pay homage
- Saying: envy
- Meaning: covet
- Saying: jealous
- Meaning: envy
- Saying: soon
- Meaning: we want this to be soon
- Saying: new light
- Meaning: latest thing required to maintain our sense of belief in this stuff
- Saying: generation
- Meaning: anything, we'll get back to you on that