Try Apostate proverbs

frenchbabyface

Sorry I didn't find any by now
But I though that with the bunch of jokers you are it might be fun to try !!!
ColdRedRain

Never trust a religion that can trace it's roots to William Miller.
Double Edge

Love knows no bounds, except by shunning dubs
Better to be disfellowshiped than praised and suicidal
in a new york bethel minute

the wise one "makes sure of all things". the foolish question the wise
kaykay_mp

You can catch more Witnesses with Smurfs than with vinegar.
laters
kaykay_mp
frenchbabyface

good onces ...
ok ok ok I've got one :
JW humility, Universal stupidy ...
(related to in the GB we trust)
frenchbabyface

oh ... an other one : in FOG you trust, in mud you lust
kaykay_mp

Here's one that's not-so-apostate:
"Confucious say: Baseball is wrong! Man with four balls cannot walk!"
laters
kaykay_mp
frenchbabyface

go on, go on ...
here an other one :
give it a try, yourself deny
editted to add : or ... too much meetings, yourself eating
frenchbabyface

Ohhhhhhhhh an other one :
JW spiritual paradise, subliminal appetite