Subject: How to stay safe in the world today :-)
1. Avoid riding in automobiles
because they are responsible for
20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because
17% of all accidents occur
in the home.
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3. Avoid walking on streets or
sidewalks because 14% of all
accidents occur to pedestrians.
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail,
or water because 16% of all
accidents involve these forms
of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%,
32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals.
Above all else, avoid hospitals.
You will be pleased to learn that only .001%
of all deaths occur in worship services, and
these are usually related to previous physical
disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the
safest place for you to be at any given point
in time is at the Kingdom Hall!
Bible study is safe too.
The percentage of deaths
during Bible study is even less.
FOR SAFETY'S SAKE -
Attend meetings and read your Bible ... IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.
I couldn't believe this email I just received from a JW friend.
by codeblue 29 Replies latest jw friends
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codeblue
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Double Edge
Gawd.... that's one of the lamest things I've ever read.
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bem
They really believe this?
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shera
Very lame....but I have to laugh!
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Princess
ROFL.....that's just hilarious! I can see dubs sending that one out to everyone they know..
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pettygrudger
My mom told me once as a little girl that someday we would have to *move into* the KH during the Big-A - perhaps they should just all move a little earlier!
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codeblue
Princess....she did, I was one of 16 that she sent it to!!! lol
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sKally
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Corvin
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Nosferatu
I wonder how many people die while having premarital sex or during masturbation? Is it possible that it is less than deaths during a bible study?