how to the 144,000 get to heaven?

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  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    they get reincarnated :)

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    : how to the 144,000 get to heaven?

    Southwest Airlines. But due to threats of terrorism, they'll have to be searched first, and due to heavy air traffic, they might get bumped a time or two before they arrive. Luggage gets frequently lost on such trips.

    This is all Bible-Based(tm).

    Farkel

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