Deleted's Top Five Poll #1 - What would you get disfellowshipped for today? (page 2)

Satanus

Dubs don't get dfd for masterbation. I should know, because i confessed it ... a few times.

SS

avishai

Satanus, seriously?

simplesally

I would not get df'd cuz I would not tell...... I'd end up not going to the meetings and tell them to mind their own damn business.

Voting

Smoking

Sex

Over drinking

Holidays and Birthdays

Loving my daughter more than JW's and telling them that in a heartbeat, I'd get blood, give blood and authorize blood transfusions for me and my gal.

Stefanie

I should know, because i confessed it ... a few times.

That must have been embarassing.

Shutterbug

1. associating with and eating with disfellowhsipped people , a whole room full of them at the recent aposta-chili-fest in Dallas

2. celebrating holidays , Christmas, New years, love candy easter eggs.

3. Posting here

4. Voting 5. Having a bit too much to drink on occasion. 6. Celebrating Birthdays 7 Consorting with Valis' stuffed smurf (is that a dfing offence ? Hanging with Valis probaly is.)

8. Wife had a blood transfusions with my blessings.

Satanus

Steph

Yup

Av

Yah, i added it to some other confessional stuff when i returned, after some teenage philandering.

SS

L_A_Big_Dawg

Gambling

Smoking

Drunkenness

Marijuana

Fornication

Adultery (sad to admit)

Attending and getting baptized in a Pentecostal church

Becoming a lay-minister in said church

Reading "apostate" literature

I think that's enough

ohiocowboy

I would have to ask myself, after everything and everyone I do....What WOULDN'T I get disfellowshipped for!!!

GentlyFeral

Well, let's see, y'all know about the

Medical cannabis use
Exotic love life
Idolatry and magic
Christmas frolicking

but have I mentioned the

blood donation (what an ethical rush!)
voting
Marching in gay pride parades (but no more; the words "gay pride" make my feet hurt)
Sermon preached in a UU church ("Emma Goldman, Pray for me: a meditation on the mystery of courage". Unfortunately the text is long since lost)
total lack of belief in the Bible or anything remotely resembling Judaeo-Christian cosmology or theology
oh, and my daughter's upcoming 21st birthday celebration!

In short, I try to earn a new disfellowshipping once or twice a year.

GentlyFeral

ApagaLaLuz

Not a God-damn thing. Unlike you heathens I am a perfect angel

(okay well maybe for using God's name in vain :) )

Deleted's Top Five Poll #1 - What would you get disfellowshipped for today?

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