If I had a million dollars or 2

Junction-Guy

Sometimes I just wish I could come into several million dollars, I would do so much good with it. I would start up a college scholarship for those who were raised jw and never had the chance to go. I would help out silentlambs. I would have anti-jw billboards posted on our highways from sea to shining sea. Does anyone else here ever think about how they would use alot of money constructively, speaking out against the ravages of the watchtower society?

Valis

Dude billboards all over the place...

If I Had A Million Dollars

by Barenaked Ladies

Lyrics:

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we?d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That?s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars
I?d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

kls

O'h yes , i would leave my husband, start a santuary for animals, help all children of rape and physical abuse and i would also bring down the jw cult . You sound like a very carring person , you should post more often.

ohiocowboy

First, I would open an Animal shelter, then I would help family and friends pay bills off. I do not think that I would waste any money on the org, even if it were to bring it down, as I feel that one day it will come crashing down anyways, even without anyones help. I would invest some, pay off the house, and have one heck of a party!!!

Badger

From office space:

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Travis: I'd tell you what I'd do...two chicks at the same time. If I had a million dollars, I could pull that off.

Peter: Most women wouldn't do that for money.

Travis: The kind of girls who'd double up on a guy like me would.

Buy a house, flush with the bills, finish grad school, stash the rest....and a good girl would hook up with me after that.

Bryan

Hey Junction Guy,

It's Bryan. Yeah, I'd do that. My exdub wife used get mad at me when we'd talk about getting a lot of money. She said I had it given all away.

Hope you make it down for the texapostafest!

Bryan

Valis

and a good girl would hook up with me after that.

The kind of girls who'd hook up with a guy like you would.

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

dustyb

From office space:
Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Travis: I'd tell you what I'd do...two chicks at the same time. If I had a million dollars, I could pull that off.
Peter: Most women wouldn't do that for money.
Travis: The kind of girls who'd double up on a guy like me would.

i was gonna say the exact same thing =P

if i had a few million, i'd dedicate 1/2 of it to try to get JW's the real "truth" about the WTS

Junction-Guy

Hey Bryan, Good to see you online. Im hoping I can come to Dallas. I havent even talked with my supervisor yet about taking those as vacation days. To answer KLS-I dont post much online because my webtv is incompatible and I just discovered this free internet community lab here at the mall. well you all I must head home now. I may be back in a day or 2 to post here

Princess

Aw, y'all are so sweet. However, if I had a million dollars, it's all about me. I'd pay off the house and invest the rest. No worries after that.

Certainly not going to waste any on dubs.

If I had a million dollars or 2

If I Had A Million Dollars

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