ALIEN AUTOPSY
CASE FILE: # 1914-666
From the Bowels of the Borg
Diagnostician
http://www.dannyhaszard.com/
Forensic pathologist
Credentials, 33 year clinical exp.
{Board cult certified}
Initial impressions:
coroner preliminary, suggest chronic cardiac failure {a 'bad heart condition'} secondary to an impacted borg bowel obstruction, {bowel stuffed with shit}
{constipated with 120 years of 'fraud for god'}
Postmortem status of corpse: Decay, 'bloated' appearance suggest early decomposition due to insect activity, (maggots).
Also note, emaciation attributed to spiritual 'toxicity'.
Proceed with exam.
Mid line incision along abdominal quadrant with "OCCAM'S RAZOR". Tissue marked by 'Quantum Quackery'.
Finding: infectious contamination attributed to OCCULT ORIGINS [source demonic DNA]
Cancerous tumors are present: patient records present long bout with colorectal cancer.
Injections of 'counter-cult chemotherapy'.
Failed to halt metastic growth..
Finding: "Jehovah's witnesses don't proselyte they metastasize".
Tissue biopsy samples sent to pathologist.
Microscopic discovery reveals "Proud flesh ulceration".
Scarring and stenose in attempt of mucosa tissue regeneration.
Also shows repeated cellular repair with 'new light doctrinal flip-flops..
Rectal sigmoid region shows frequent use of "wishy-washy witness enemas'" in a futile attempt to dislodge, (false prophecy) fecal impaction..
Mission options:
resist absorption into the borg collective (cult cocoonment)
Eradication of borg organism.
Recommendation: assemble strike team:
Freeminds.org (a.k.a. 'recon Randy Watters')
Silentlambs.org // Bill Bowen.
DannyHaszard.com (a.k.a. undaunted danny) Special operations
Rule # 1 KNOW YOUR ENEMY!
Establish Intelligence parameters, identify borg mind control tactics.
Breakdown:
(1) loss of IDENTITY
(2) loss of SANITY
(3) loss of BANK ACCOUNT
Maintain defense posture
maintain maximum 'shield strength @ above vulnerable areas
modus operandi
"resistance is futile"..................
Final determination:
To all victims of Borg batterment.
Coup de grace
ALIEN AUTOPSY the Bowels of the Borg
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Hey Danny-
This is great! I especially liked Proud flesh ulceration AND Occam's Razor! LOL!
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