New HMO plan

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  Loris

  TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HMO
  
  (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
  
  (9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
  
  (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
  
  (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
  
  (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is " An apple a day."
  
  (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
  
  (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges," is not a typographical error.
  
  (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
  
  (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
  
  AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HMO:
  
  (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.