Brave New Genus

by AlanF 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • AlanF
    AlanF

    Seems to me that we've seen the rise of a new genus of human-like creature over the last century:

    Cephalomorticus

    This is evolution in action!

    There are many species, some of which can be observed in their life activities on this discussion board. Here are some fine examples:

    Cephalomorticus scumbagicus: You Know

    Cephalomorticus infantilus: Yadirf/Friday

    Cephalomorticus nanocephalus: Fredhall

    Cephalomorticus microcephalus: FreeAtLast

    Cephalomorticus macrocephalus: Ianao

    Cephalomorticus macrocaudalis: Dark Clouds

    Cephalomorticus dorcus: Goo

    Cephalomorticus bipolaris: Logical

    Then we have some old favorites from H2O:

    Cephalomorticus ventucoleus: Greg Stafford

    Cephalomorticus pleniclulus: Zion's Watch Tower

    Cephalomorticus arcanimolicus: Harold

    Cephalomorticus fundamenticobrutus: Worldly Witness

    We also have specimens from the ancestors which gave rise to these:

    Cephalomorticus mortocorpus: The Governing Body

    Cephalomorticus egomaniacus: C. T. Russell

    Cephalomorticus judicoboozicus: J. F. Rutherford

    Cephalomorticus dementiatheologicus: Fred Franz

    Cephalomorticus abominabilis: Ted Jaracz

    Cephalomorticus malomusicalis: Karl Klein

    Please do add to the list!

    AlanF

  • logical
    logical

    Cephalomorticus Incrediblus - Mommy

    Cephalomorticus Bugus - Simon

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    Goatless Alan

    Cephalomorticus infantilus: Yadirf/Friday

    I've never had Syphilis!

    Yadork

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Good one!

    Should Simon ever cramp down on insults, at least we now have a great way to say "braindead" and get away with it! (And of course, we can't forget the Maximums (or Gedanken) classic: Mentula flaccidus!)

    cephalomorticus trollimusmaximus - LurkerNoMore
    cephalomorticus believeanyoldshiticus- Yer Average Dub

    cephalomorticus needssomenookieus - Logical
    cephalomorticus voicesspeaktous - Aguest, kes
    cephalomorticus bullyallofus - Yer Average CO

    cephalomorticus inyourfaceicus - Focus
    cephalomorticus coveritupimus - Ted Jaracz

    Farkel

  • philo
    philo

    Cephalomorticus ventucoleus: Greg Stafford

    LOL!!!!!!

  • Trilobite
    Trilobite

    I see that <i>C. scumbagicus</i> has assumed a permanently enrolled position while <i>C. infantilus</i> is reverting to the mean inteligence wise. The latter provided that one only includes paleohistoric, pre-Cambrian, lifeforms with no legs and which love to wriggle around in soft mud.

    <i>P. speculator</i>

  • Maximus
    Maximus

    Alan F
    A genus all his own,

    Cerebrovivens scampicus impicus

    Picture taken at his conception, with apologies to William Blake

    Maximus

  • Francois
    Francois

    Cephalomorticus = dead head ?

    Cephalomorticus eyepoppingicus = VeniceIT

    Cephalomorticus cuteasabuggus = Mommy

    Cephalomorticus megahumoricus = Fark

    Cephalomorticus coprophagicus = Fred Hall

    This could go on forever.

    Francois

  • Scarlet Pimpernel
    Scarlet Pimpernel

    Cephalomorticus Cerabellmorbiditis = JanG

  • COMF
    COMF

    Expand "C." to "Cephalomorticus" or "Cerebrovivens" as you see fit.

    C. Documentus - AlanF
    C. Argumentus - JanH
    C. Societum Implicatus - Norm
    C. Flatulomaximus - You Know
    C. Unisyllabus - FredHall
    C. Hornus Delimmus - Deacon
    C. Satirus Caricaturum - TR, SlayerLayer
    C. Partianimus - Kent
    C. Straikittenum Sympathium Codependus - Mommy
    C. Lecturum Spammitus - JanG
    C. Anarchius Rex - Farkel
    C. Deprivitus Sex - wasasister
    C. Esteemus Constructus - FreePeace

    I can't help it. It popped into my head, and I'm forced to post it. If you're too sensitive to handle it, don't read the next line.

    Homo Shaggius - JoelBear

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