Shop 'till Capitalism Drops!

by expatbrit 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Yes, lefties, here's your chance to stimulate the economy and support socialism all at the same time! The principled people at the Communist Party USA are offering merchandise for sale, such as "Commie Bear" (aaaaaahhh), or the Karl Marx lunchbox.

    But wait a minute, surely the exploitative pigs don't want money for this stuff, do they? Shouldn't they be giving to each according to our needs? After all, sharing is the way to everyone becoming wealthy, isn't it?

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    The USA Communist Party is so feeble... Now they resort to capitalism? LOL....

    Communism is an old relic, and a fragile one at that. Perhaps they're hoping that they can keep it together until the idea of Marxism becomes trendy again?

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    A true communist would give the products away to their fell hard-working comrades!

  • Euphemism
    Euphemism

    Communists aren't lefties, expat... they're old, tired jokes.

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    The Karl Marx lunchbox is a good gift idea; I know plenty of people who would (or at least SHOULD) appreciate one.

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