I did something ...really ...really ...bad

by seven006 70 Replies latest jw friends

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  myself

  I go away from this psycho board for one night and now I'm accused of being a closet homo with a fur-ball shoulder fetish.

  then...

  Craig painted a target on his ass

  and then...

  Craig is an easy target

  now, what did you want us to think?
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  seven006

  Karla,

  I treat all my good friends like crap. That's why they love me. It's a reverse psychology twisted logic type of thing. It's kind'a like my past marriage, you care, you argue, and there is no sex. Then once in a while you talk about the kids on the phone.

  People read into it as they wish. I'm not gay, I like women, Iv even owned a few myself in the past.

  It's a bitch being a realist.

  Now quit messing with me woman or Scully will delete your little butt.

  Dave
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  myself

  Dave, I am sorry for picking on ya, it was just a little too easy

  BTW, I loved this thread, and I had to find some way to join in, even if it was at your expense.
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  Scully

  stillajwexelder writes:

  Um, Scully, I don't think that question is in true elder fashion, I think you should have added "you must tell us in full detail, exactly how Dave took advantage of you? Can you please reinact this? Wait while I get my camera.
  

  I am sorry but I agree -- I think a JC is needed and we need to know ALL the detail so we can ascertain wheter it is 1)Momentary uncleaness 2) Uncleaness 3) Loose Conduct 4) The Bill Clinton Definition of sex 5) Porneia

  The JC can not judge you repentant unless we have all the details -- also to help us get horny

  I guess I will have to let you do what you've already decided in your hearts to do.

  I'm disqualified from serving on any such committee though. In order to be an elder, one must be have a prick penis.

  Love, Scully
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  myself

  Scully, can you qualify if you cover your head with a napkin or something?
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  gumby

  Well wouldn't it be just my frickin luck that I find this thread late on a sunday night after all the partying bastards have left......damn!

  I was gonna tell dave........and i'm not supposed to tell...........where craig hides his stash, just in case dave wanted to pinch a little. Might as well forget about it now.

  Gumby
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  Odrade

  LMAO @ gumby!!! I wanna know! I was there all evening and had to endure the sideshow these lunatics were putting on. I think that deserves some reward.
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  gumby

  OK,

  Don't tell him I told ya.........but he hides it in Katie's underwear drawer.......just under the glo-in-dark condoms. I'm not sure if he smokes it as he's afraid of the smell. I think he actually eats the shit. Craigs a funny kinda bastard.

  Gumby
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  joannadandy

  Where were your chaperones?

  Sheesh...I swear...you leave the old people alone with some booze and looks what happens! YOU ARE ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DOWNFALL OF AMERICA!

  Why can't you be more like Eyegirl and myself and just make prank phone calls when you are drunk?!
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  onacruse

  eheh...after that escapade in Admin, Simon cut me back to one post per day...said something about that I need to choose my friends more wisely.