> Mark Your Calendar
>
> We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other
> than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this
> Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American and Canadian women are asked
> to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
> neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
> for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn
> chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to
> demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their
> wife and to show support for all American and Canadian women. And since
> the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side
> is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American and Canadian
> Governments appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds
> your participation in this antiterrorist activity.
>
> God bless America and Canada!
>
> IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
>
>
Weeding out the Taliban
by calamityjane 8 Replies latest social humour
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calamityjane
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bebu
You go first, Jane...
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stillajwexelder
sounds good to me -- I sahll enjoy watching all those nude women -- I shall enjoy even more watching those grubby little terrosist Taliban committing suicide
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JeffT
RATS. Kickoff for the Apple Cup is at 3:30. Can I just peek out the window once in a while?
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SheilaM
Hmm we are going to be at a writere's retreat. So walking around in the boonies isn't going to accomplish anything.......hmmm could I do this Monday do you think?
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Gadget
I'll be showing my support, I just need to head out and pick up some beer for it, and a film for my camera.
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Faraon
A Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does,
If they look anything like my ex-mother-in-law I don't blame them
I would volunteer her for the task, but there would be no man alive, including those not Taliban.
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smack
I've seen my MIL naked........ bitch needs ironing.
Steve
Tasmanian Overbeer