Soldier Joke

by smack 6 Replies latest social humour

  • smack
    smack

    A group of American soldiers are wandering around in the middle east
    somewhere, when they see a drunk Australian soldier. He yells out to them
    "Australians are 100 times the fighters you Americans are!" Then he walks
    over behind a sand dune.
    The American commander is furious, so he yells to his men "I want a hunder
    of you to go over there teach that damn Australian a lesson."
    A hundred men charge over the sand dune, and there are sounds of gunfire,
    screems, explosions, and a smell of gunpowder and blood fills the air.
    The fighting dies away, and the Australian pops his head up and yells
    "Australians are 1,000 times the fighters you Americans are!"
    This infuriates the commander even more! He sends a thousand men over the
    dune.
    The air is filled with even more gun fire, explosions, screams, and the
    fighting is so fierce that the dust in the air is left red with blood.
    The fighting dies away, and again the Australian pops his head up and this
    time yells "Australians are 10,000 times the fighters you Americans are!"
    The American commander is so outraged this time that he calls in for
    reinforcements, and sends 10,000 marines over the dune. The fighting lasts
    for hours. The sound is deafening, and the dust is almost as thick as the
    ground.
    As the fighting is beginning to die away, a lone Marine, bleeding, and badly
    injured crawls over the dune, back to the American commander.
    The commander walks up to him and kneels down. "What's happening over
    there!"
    Running short of breath, the Marine speaks to his commander. "Don't send
    anymore men."
    "Why? What's going on?"
    "It's a trap." the Marine replies, with his last ounce of breath, "There are
    two of them."

    Brian

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface



    Smack !!!

    that reminds me an other kind of joke (don't know if i'm able to translate it)

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface

    Ok this is a translation trial :

    An American business man in hurry asked a taxi driver to show him niciests Paris places before to drive him to the airport

    So here he shows the "Pantheon"

    The American asked : how much time did it take to build this ?
    Taxi driver : I don't know ... probably over 20 years !
    American answered : What ??? !!! ... We would have done that in a few months Man ! a few months !

    So here he show the "Arc de Triomphe"

    American asked : how much time did it take to build this ?
    Taxi driver : I don't know ... probably over a year !
    American answered : What ??? !!! ... We would have done that in a little week Man ! a little week !

    And so on whith everything the taxi drivers showed to him

    The taxi driver a bit fed up with the American drived him near the "Eiffel Tower" but didn't say a word

    The american asked : What is that ?
    Taxi driver answer : I don't know Man, it wasn't there yesterday ...

  • smack
    smack

    most excellent humour dude

    Brian

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    Your name isn't Brian. . .

  • smack
    smack

    I'm Brian, and so is my wife

    Brian

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface



    Steeve-Brian AKA Smack

    and please Simon ... can you make his AV PIC a little bit Bigger !!!

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